As you head out for your holiday shopping, I thought you all could keep me in mind here at Dirty. Here is my 2019 Christmas list:
1. An invite to the Carol Stocking retirement party
2. Donations to the Larry Inman commissary fund
3. Sue Kelly to say 3 nice things about Erica Moon Mohr. Okay one nice thing.
4. A copy of the constitution to regift to Sheriff Bensley
5. Coupon for the TCAPS homeschool partnership accountant to do my taxes
7. A restaurant in Kalkaska to start selling a cocktail called the “Midland.”
8. University of Michigan football tickets from Michael J. Haley
9. Admissions to the Wayne Schmidt weekends in “college” program.
10. A copy of Michael Moore’s latest book, Fashion and Fitness for the Discerning Northern Michigander.
What’s on your Christmas list?